Showers

Can anyone help me? I'm having some space-time continuum problems. To put it simply: It is impossible for me to take a short shower. Case in point: this morning. I got up and thought, "Let's see if I can take a 2-minute shower today!" I got in the shower, warmed up, shampooed my hair, scrub, scrub, scrubbed, and went back to my room. I looked at my clock to see how much time had gone by. Any takers? 2 minutes? 5? Try 20. O_o ... ? It's as if as soon as I step into the little cubicle, I'm propelled to a relativistic velocity for a few minutes, and when I return, years have gone by. Can anyone help me?

In other news... Jason and I wrote a program yesterday. As a rule, I despise working with partners or in groups. Yesterday I found an exception. There seems to be a principle here: If the other person actually knows what they're doing, PARTNERS WORK GREAT! Needless to say, Jason and I had a blast, even though we found out we were doing it wrong when we thought we were done... but that's another story. Kudos to Mr. D.

Can a nerd get a lil' LOVE in here?

Ciao.