CIA Manual
Whoever said the U.S. was against terrorism?
(OK, so The Gourd is just a cover to hide my true identity, but those of you who know me have probably seen The Gourd, and can figure it all out. If you don't know me, then listen to The Gourd. It could save your life.)
1 Comments:
"I love it! Though I may have to take you to court for altering MY lyrics which were copyrighted by ME the moment I typed them! Have your people call my people, and we'll discuss a licensing arrangement. I'm thinking $20 per viewing of said lyrics by anyone on the internet, plus $500 in back-pay for any viewings that may have already occurred. Oh, and say hello to my new friend, the RIAA."
What? What?? If it weren't for me, you'd be out of a JOB, mister! I was the one that discovered you! I picked you up off the streets! I gave you access to your DREAMS! I OWN THE RIAA, BUSTER!!!
*cough*
meet me at starbucks. we'll discuss this over coffee.
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